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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 230 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 4594 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!