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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3854 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 4682 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 9932 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!