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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8044 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!