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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9919 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!