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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Votes: | 5067 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6822 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!