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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5684 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!