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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3304 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3678 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!