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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8858 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4050 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!