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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6783 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!