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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1844 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!