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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1191 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!