EnderBaconLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	182333

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	788	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6463	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	63
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	6669	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	7486	Players Killed by Monsters:	932
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	403511
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17