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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7309 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1232 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.