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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9148 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3691 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.