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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8874 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 24471 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!