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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7264 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!