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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8065 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3128 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!