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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5228 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 449 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!