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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5209 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5133 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!