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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6700 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!