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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1117 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 631 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!