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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1725 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 50 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!