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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5273 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 790 | Star Shards Collected: | 212 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!