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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2483 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Animals Bred: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.