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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6714 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
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This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.