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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8502 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7645 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?