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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4825 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?