Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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elysiums.net
On our server, you can build your dream house without having to ask for permission to see it. You can also get all the nursing advice you need, without being ignored like on your group chat. And forget about being left out of inside jokes and exclusive trips – on our server, everyone is included!
So come join us and leave those exclusionary friends behind. Who needs them when you have a whole Minecraft community waiting to welcome you with open arms? Don’t be the third wheel in real life, be the star player on our server!
Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.
Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.
And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).
So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!
You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a rollercoaster made of Jell-O, with llamas as the conductors and pandas as the ticket collectors. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold. And the players? They’re like a pack of wild wolves, building castles in the sky and riding dragons into the sunset.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure. It’s like a unicorn farting rainbows, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re killer on the dance floor.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can build your own kingdom and battle against mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus Golems and the mischievous Creeper Unicorns.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies the legendary Diamond Cheeseburger, said to grant its finder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual fries. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy secrets?
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just become the next Lil Appendectomy Pancake superstar of the Minecraft world!
join us and show your support for ukraine by building a giant flag out of diamond blocks, or maybe challenge trump to a duel in the nether. and starmer? well, he’s just there for the banter, but who knows, maybe he’ll surprise us all with his redstone skills.
so come on, join the chaos and madness of our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake at spawn, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!