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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2941 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.