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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6123 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉