Elesta | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ores Mined:	6263	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Potions Brewed:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	155
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Villages Defended:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	2845	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2673