Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	56
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1305	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	162	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPickupLines

awkward pickup lines, bad pickup lines, best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, CraftyPickUpLines, cringy pickup lines, DATING, embarrassing pickup lines!!, FLIRTING, flirty lines, funny pickup lines, good pickup lines, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line success, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup line

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	2750
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

aroma, aromatic perfume, body odor, floral fragrance, Fragrance, fragrant aroma, how does she smell, lingering smell, Minecraft, musky scent, natural scent, olfactory, perfume, perfumed, pleasant fragrance, pleasant scent, scent, sense of smell, smell, smp, strong odor, subtle aroma, sweet smell

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

awkward, Conversation, cringeworthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, juicy, out of pocket, Outrageous, OuttaPocketSMP, Overheard, OverheardConvos, scandal, scandalous, Shocking revelation, Shocking.., Story, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable conversation, unbelievable tale

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1356	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

activism, Canada, controversial, designation, extremism, foreign policy, Government, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, lists, MapleCraft, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Politics, Pro-palestinian, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorist entity, terrorists

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	720591	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

clash, Conflict, controversy, Creation, decision, Diplomacy, France, History, international relations, Israel, Land, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, prime minister, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, UN, UNcreated, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

Ancient, archaeological find, archaeology, artifact, Cellar, Civilization, Danish history, denmark, discovery, Excavation, heritage, historical site, History, Neolithic, Neolithic dwelling, prehistoric, preservation, Scandinavian, STONE, stone age, Stone-paved cellar, unearthed

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	236973	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Crops Grown:	7159	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.