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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3423 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 827 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
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