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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7945 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
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