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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6813 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7569 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!