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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9902 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7254 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life