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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 305 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life