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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 307 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life