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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5090 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
