Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1197
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	530381	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Villages Defended:	9	New Chunks Explored:	301513
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	8505	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Enchantments Applied:	111	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	3056
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	5864

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	3521
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	571
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5431
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com