Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5786
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2038

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Potions Brewed:	176	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2917	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ores Mined:	1277	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8316
Mines Excavated:	2744	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	4642
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	5606	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4176
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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