Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

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Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

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SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

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HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4249

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	309

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Animals Bred:	134	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4823	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	2959

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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