Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9163	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	9195

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4051	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	131	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	3873	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	58	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6774	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

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Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3973	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Magic Items Found:	8073
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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