Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4541
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	8087
Buildings Constructed:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2382
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	6162
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2944

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ores Mined:	5976
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3587
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Potions Brewed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net