Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Potions Brewed:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

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Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	117781
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Alien Abductions:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

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BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

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Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

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Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6009
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Farms Harvested:	321	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

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GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	982
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	New Chunks Explored:	261982
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	3394
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net