Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	2272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2056
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	570
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3785
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	133
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	New Chunks Explored:	394702
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4828	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	6242	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	3385
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	662452	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	1078

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Emeralds Found:	1561
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.