Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1277	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5731
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2954

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4018	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3093
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8685	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.