Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Star Shards Collected:	277	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7241
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Crops Grown:	4659	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	1479	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	1927
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Emeralds Found:	7544	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4205
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.