Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	91827

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Emeralds Found:	9038	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1358
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Magic Items Found:	1976	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8768

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	167	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1014	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.