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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5475 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!